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marilynmonrosaparks:

a lot is an understatement.

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LOVE SUCKINN TITTIES

baseduponatruestory:

yep.

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mad-sex-crazed:

Unf! 

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putthebaconinthepan:

  • Cover your stump before you hump.

    • Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
    • Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
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    • Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
    • You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.
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    • If you…
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chinadollgore:

ohhh yessss babyyyy, yesssss. 

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FUCK IT = ))))

Since people found sex easier to love, Love got harder to find.

forgiveand-moveforward:

so true. </3

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