fry that bacon. you know you want,: Condom Slogans
Cover your stump before you hump.
- Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
- Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
- When in doubt, shroud your spout.
- Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
- You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.
- If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
- If you…
Since people found sex easier to love, Love got harder to find.
so true. </3
Theme Chunk 5, by Max davis.













